reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.
this is crazzzy
this is it this is the gif i’ve been waiting my whole life to see i can die happy now
I wonder what a worm looks like under a microscope!
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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